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{\an8}<i>We're on the biggest stage</i>
<i>of American sports, Kirk,</i>

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{\an8}<i>a chance to try</i>
<i>the magic of the Rose Bowl.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Game tied.</i>
<i>And there's time for one more move.</i>

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<i>And to Russ Holliday…</i>

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<i>It's every quarterback's dream:</i>

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{\an8}do something special
and erase bad memories.

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{\an8}He wants to forget this year
and seized the opportunity.

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Because, this year,
he suffered a suspension,

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it was in the tabloids,
There was a bomb threat...

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<i>The incident in Las Vegas…</i>

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<i>Now he needs to do it</i>
<i>another magical move</i>

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<i>to help the Ducks win the game.</i>

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<i>Holliday looks prepared,</i>
<i>the backfield is empty…</i>

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<i>It's the last move now.</i>

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Attention!

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Back!

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Russ Holliday, you can do it!

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He sends!

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<i>Nobody catches him.</i>
<i>He invaded the area and never stopped!</i>

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That's it!

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<i>Inside the 30 yard line! Madness!</i>

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Russ. The ball!

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<i>Wait, Georgia got the ball!</i>

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<i>Yates took it and went the other way!</i>

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<i>Dropped on the one yard line.</i>
<i>The ball is in play.</i>

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<i>Oh my!</i>

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<i>Georgia will win the championship!</i>

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<i>What an outrageous way,</i>
<i>unlikely, inexplicable and painful</i>

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<i>for Holliday and the Ducks</i>
<i>lose a championship.</i>

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<i>What was Holliday thinking?</i>

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Russ.

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It's still my favorite.

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Russ?

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Face?

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- Russ, he talked to you.
- Not now.

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Yes I know. But he has cancer.

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Not give a damn about.

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You're an asshole.

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<i>From what they saw, and Holliday…</i>
<i>Someone needs to take him away from this fan.</i>

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<i>What is this?</i>

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<i>- My God!</i>
<i>- Wow!</i>

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<i>In a wheelchair!</i>

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<i>This will haunt him for the rest of his life.</i>

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Shit!

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CHAD POWERS: THE QUARTERBACK

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BASED ON "ELI'S PLACE"
FROM ESPN AND OMAHA

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8 YEARS LATER

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That's right. That's why the Rose Bowl was
the best thing that ever happened.

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- Total!
- The best!

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If I hadn't stopped playing football, I wouldn't have
participated in <i>The Masked Singer.</i>

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I wouldn't even know
the crypto and NFP crowd.

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And how could it?

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That's why I loved it
stay so far away from the sport.

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I could see who I was.
I didn't know who I was.

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That's why I didn't go to the NFL, right?

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Yeah, man.

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I'm a good person.

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What the hell is this?

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Why this human hair?

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It's my father's.
I'm working for him. Give me.

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- I believe. What?
– He does makeup and prosthetics.

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It's in Michael Bay's new movie.

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And do you carry these things? Crap.

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For a little while.

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Because I'm back!

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I'm back, bunch!

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Damn.

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The "Hawk-Tuah" girl!

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- Don't call her that.
- "Hawk-Tuah! You can spit."

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- My name is Haliey, asshole.
- Forgiveness.

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We are in the angriest place in the universe,
with the angriest people.

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We have my agent Tyler.

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We've been together for... Five months?

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- I love you. Family.
- I love you.

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We have Haliey Tuah.

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Welch. Haliey Welch is
my full human name.

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And we have…

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- Who are they?
- My drug dealer and his girl.

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- My sister.
- Sister!

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Right. Guys, I want to say something.

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Russ Holliday has officially signed
with the Vegas Vipers of the XFL.

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XFL, bunch!

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Yes!

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I was thinking, like…

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Everything that happened to me, like…

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It's like Chernobyl.

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Chernobyl was important in the beginning.

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Now it has been forgotten.

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I read it on the internet.

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It's kind of back to normal.
The deer are coming back.

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Like the deer in Chernobyl,

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Russ Holliday is returning
to American football.

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Everything is possible!

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Damn. Everyone sending messages.

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only the best suffer!

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INCIDENT FAN
WITH RUSS HOLLIDAY

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DIES OF CANCER AT AGE 16

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No!

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There you are.

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Have you heard of this boy?

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Yes. Was it the vaccine?

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I am joking. I…

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- It's very sad.
- The XFL called me.

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They canceled your contract.

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You're not a dick to them.

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Why did you speak that way?
That I'm not a dick to them?

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I didn't say that.
It's like they say in the XFL.

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Drug. That's why I'm perfect for them.

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I'm a jack of all trades!

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Dude, I can't keep you as a customer.

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- I'm Russ Holliday.
- Exactly.

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Your face is toxic.

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- It's not my fault.
- It's 100% your fault, actually.

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- Tyler!
- Yes.

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- I need to go.
- Wait...

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I play for free.

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You were already going to play for free.

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Don't say you know me.

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{\an8}UNIVERSITY FOOTBALL, 2013

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{\an8}CAMP LEADER
AMERICAN FOOTBALL

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{\an8}KINGMAN BEER

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<i>What's up, Russ? How are you?</i>

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<i>We wanted you to wish</i>
<i>good luck to the rival quarterback</i>

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<i>this next season.</i>

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<i>If it comes out of your mouth,</i>
<i>he will be uncomfortable.</i>

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<i>Great, man. Thanks.</i>

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What's up, guys?
This is Russ Holliday.

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So, I guess I need to wish…
Good luck in the next game.

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But, I don't know, it seems
that I'm cursing you.

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Because I'm cursed.

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Shit. Am I cursed?

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Whatnot.

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All I know is that you're QB1 now.

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So, enjoy it.

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It won't last forever.

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Shit.

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<i>Russ Holliday.</i>

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Cool.

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Have you heard about the boy yet?

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Did the XFL call?

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Yes, they are renegotiating my deal
temporarily.

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Right. I guess it's up to me to say
the hard stuff, so here goes.

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The athletic career
by Russ Holliday is over.

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Wow, dad. I'm much better.

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Russ, the Rose Bowl was eight years ago.

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You screwed up and absolved yourself of blame.

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The crowd confused me.

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I thought it was already the goal line.

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They didn't put him in a tabloid

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They didn’t even make him tweet.
about Princess Diana.

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There are many convincing videos
on the subject.

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- What do you have?
- Watch a video.

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This is history
conspiracy-minded!

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- Lie. Just see!
- What's your problem? Russell!

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It's time to move on!

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You can work for me
until it settles down.

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You loved the masks
when I was a child, why!

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And maybe you'll follow in your old man's footsteps.

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I'd rather chew poop.

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Great.

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Chewing poop.

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I need you to take the Alamo prosthetics
to the Fox studio today.

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Can you do this? Thanks.

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- What about the fine for drunk driving?
- He never stopped you.

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Damn.

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Right.

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FOX STUDIOS

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- Right.
- <i>Isn't that crazy?</i>

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<i>The coach of the Georgia Catfish,</i>
<i>Jake Hudson</i>

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<i>after the departure of two quarterbacks,</i>

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<i>announced tests for new players.</i>

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<i>This is not a movie. It's not</i>Rudy<i>.</i>

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<i>He thinks a quarterback…</i>

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AN ALMOST PERFECT NANNY

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<i>…will it appear out of nowhere?</i>

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{\an8}<i>Time for highlights of the week.</i>
<i>The auction must take place…</i>

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<i>Isn't that crazy?</i>

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<i>The Georgia Catfish coach,</i>
<i>Jake Hudson</i>

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<i>after the departure of two quarterbacks,</i>

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<i>announced tests for new players.</i>

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<i>This is not a movie. It's not</i>Rudy.

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<i>The coach really thinks so</i>

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<i>some quarterback prepared</i>
<i>will it come out of nowhere?</i>

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- <i>Hi, Dad.</i>
- Russell, where are you?

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<i>Michael Bay is calling.</i>
<i>He didn't receive the mask.</i>

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Look, I... I had to leave town. I…

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I fixed something.

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Something big.

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You will be proud.

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<i>Did you quote</i>Armageddon <i>to me?</i>

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I worked on <i>Armageddon,</i> unhappy!

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Dad, I'm going to hang up. The signal is bad.

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Idiot.

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Welcome to Georgia
I'm glad you're here

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UNIVERSITY OF GEORGIA
WELCOME

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- Coach Dobbs.
-Ricky!

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Three weeks to go. Excited?

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I'm very excited.

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Anyway, I came up with some plays
for today's tests, so...

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Great.

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I thought about 21 personnel and cover 2, but it works…

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Ricky, you are assistant
two months ago, right?

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- Yeah.
- I was a QB coach for two years.

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And I haven't entered yet.

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Right. If we did
what the world tells you to do,

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I would show my feet on OnlyFans.

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Please don't say such things.
It's totally inappropriate.

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- And that wasn't inappropriate?
- No, it was just a theatrical touch.

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I just want to help, coach.

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How lucky! Coach Hudson
asked for a list of tests.

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- Why me?
- I don't know.

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Because she's a woman and has beautiful handwriting.

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My handwriting is horrible.

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There's some sauce there.

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- Dude...
- Sorry.

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Go with God, Ricky.

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SOUTH GEORGIA CATFISH
COACH OF THE YEAR

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{\an8}Wendy Wife
I can't take another season.

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{\an8}I'm going to stay with my sister.

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Hi Mark. I'm watching some tapes.

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Hello, coach.

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Hi, Tricia. Mark and I
Let's talk about the budget.

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I spoke to him about the budget.
He is no longer part.

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- Sorry, what? Is Mark out?
- Yes.

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Our athletes have let us down for years,
but thanks to NIL and sponsors,

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we can demand a little
of responsibility.

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You only demand responsibility.

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But I came to say that I will have a role
more active leadership from now on.

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- Our! That is great.
- I know.

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So, coach,
It's like I'm the boss.

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Beauty, leadership. Are you going to dismiss me now?

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Another bad season
ends with me almost at the Liberty Bowl.

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Could it be.

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-The Liberty Bowl has a…
-Jake.

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Screw the Liberty Bowl.

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Let's try for a place in the playoffs.

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And not testing any kid
as if he were driving the entertainment bus.

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- What?
- The fun bus.

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Don't pretend you don't know
the fun bus. Come.

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Good luck with your tests today.
I will pray for you.

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Keep it up!

242
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:17,518
TRAINING CENTER

243
00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:41,417
Let's do it.

244
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,768
WE ARE CATFISH

245
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:17,370
What was that?

246
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,373
Drug!

247
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:25,711
Drug! Why did you play
pepper spray me?

248
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:28,172
It's not pepper, it's mud wasp.

249
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:32,260
It's worse! My God, it's so much worse!

250
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:36,722
- Didn't you come to shoot the students?
- Do I look like a shooter?

251
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,683
Yes a lot!

252
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,813
You are Russ Holliday.

253
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,149
I am not.

254
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,236
And yes.

255
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,280
I always see you at Deuxmoi.

256
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,449
Do you know me from there, and not from football?

257
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:58,369
You got kicked out of Nobu Malibu
for drinking too much

258
00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:00,204
and was run over on the highway.

259
00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:02,248
I didn't drink, I did drugs.

260
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,083
Wait! Maybe I can help.

261
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:11,173
Need a strong glue
for the humidity here,

262
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:14,468
but the mask is very good.

263
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:18,097
My father is an Oscar-nominated makeup artist.

264
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:21,434
My God. He played Charlize in <i>Monster?</i>

265
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:22,602
Did he make the freckles?

266
00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:26,188
- No, but he did <i>The Whale.</i>
- My God. Which part?

267
00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:31,861
- The fat one.
- No. Which part of the prosthesis?

268
00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:36,198
Don't you want to know why I'm using this?

269
00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:38,784
It's pretty obvious.

270
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:43,789
Disgraced athlete, bad season,
disclosure of open tests…

271
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:46,959
You think:
"I can't play like Russ Holliday,

272
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:51,797
but if I join the team
as someone new and reveal who I am,

273
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:55,384
can I use this to climb
a real opportunity.”

274
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,763
So, Russ Holliday's career
get back on track.

275
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,014
It's an inspiration.

276
00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:04,602
And a new actor from <i>Euphoria</i>
will do you in your bio.

277
00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:08,814
He doesn't know how to throw a ball,
but you teach it on the set,

278
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,734
and it's the best moment of your life.

279
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:15,404
Yeah, I didn't think much about it, but...

280
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:18,532
If you're going to do this, it must be with intention.

281
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:22,620
When I thought I saw a shooter,
I was thrilled.

282
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:27,541
I knew that if I, Danny Cruz,
the team mascot, stop you,

283
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,293
I would become a celebrity.

284
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:33,464
And soon he would be at Deuxmoi.

285
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:39,595
- Are you a psychopath?
- I don't know. You are?

286
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:44,642
GEORGIA CATFISH

287
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:45,893
Have you already thought of a name?

288
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:48,437
I don't know. I will conjure on the spot.

289
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:51,190
This isn't just American football.
It's acting.

290
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:53,609
Acting is easy. Dogs act, babies act.

291
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:54,735
I'll find a way.

292
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:57,446
Lee Corso called me
"master of improvisation".

293
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,907
Stick to every choice you make.

294
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:02,660
Stay away from stories and factoids.

295
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,912
It is best to be a calm and friendly leader.

296
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,164
Be the opposite of yourself.

297
00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,543
The entrance is there.

298
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,714
He is well. How am I?

299
00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:16,298
It's great.

300
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,346
Why did you help me?

301
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,017
Because we are all human

302
00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:29,437
and we have the right to a new chance.

303
00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:33,691
And if it works out, you'll owe me,
what I like.

304
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,535
Are you still good?

305
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:47,830
Let's find out.

306
00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:58,549
Let's go.

307
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,426
Damn. Let's go.

308
00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:03,053
Hi. Did you come to take the test?

309
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,475
Legal. What is it called?

310
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,315
I just want to know who you are.

311
00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:22,573
My name is Chad.

312
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:28,996
And the last name?

313
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:33,000
It's...

314
00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:37,171
Palmyer… Palmerio…

315
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:38,297
Palimer?

316
00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:41,801
Sorry. It's my original surname.

317
00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:45,429
When my father arrived at Ellis Island,
they changed to…

318
00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:48,808
Powers.

319
00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:51,685
He said his father was in…

320
00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:53,354
Ellis Islands?

321
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:56,357
Yes, he…
He was very old when he had me.

322
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,900
It was a big scandal.

323
00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:03,697
Chad, how old are you?

324
00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:10,204
I am old and young enough.
You know how it is, with Covid.

325
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,456
With Covid?

326
00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:17,419
Years lost to coronavirus.
How old are people today?

327
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,340
Do you have a student ID?

328
00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:25,219
No, my parents wouldn't let me
walk with identity.

329
00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:29,598
I grew up hidden,
in a place very far from here.

330
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:31,308
Is this a prank?

331
00:22:31,392 --> 00:22:32,643
What's going on?

332
00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:35,479
Are you…
Is it for your improvisation course?

333
00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:39,066
If that's it, you can leave.
Comedy is not funny.

334
00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:42,945
Alright, let's get this thing working!

335
00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:45,698
Do you already have the list, Kyle Shanahan?

336
00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:48,993
Only Chad is missing.
Chad Powers. How are you, coach?

337
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,161
Beauty.

338
00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:54,498
Want to play with us, Chad?

339
00:22:55,165 --> 00:22:56,208
I would love.

340
00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:00,546
My mother said…
When she was excited, she would say…

341
00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:06,093
She said, "You…"

342
00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:12,516
Chad has no ID.
You can't do the test.

343
00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:15,686
What it is!

344
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,063
We need everyone!

345
00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:20,107
- That's right!
- Add it to the list.

346
00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:24,987
Chaddy! Little Chad.

347
00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:29,283
W is difficult.

348
00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:32,786
Until later.

349
00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:36,290
It looks like he signed with his foot.

350
00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:39,335
- Beauty.
- See you outside.

351
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:43,088
This contract protects us,
if he dies, right?

352
00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:45,591
Yes.

353
00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:20,751
A little help?

354
00:24:24,505 --> 00:24:25,589
Come on, man.

355
00:24:46,068 --> 00:24:47,152
I am going.

356
00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:52,741
See this?

357
00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:55,995
Okay, here it is.

358
00:24:57,162 --> 00:25:01,250
Our! He really is a failure.

359
00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:14,388
It was 5s24ms. Almost.

360
00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:16,348
Adam, your turn!

361
00:25:17,141 --> 00:25:18,809
Where did you play in high school?

362
00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:21,103
Nowhere. I studied at home.

363
00:25:23,897 --> 00:25:25,899
What is that? There's a little...

364
00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:28,986
- Yeah, there's a little...
- Damn.

365
00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:32,698
- It looks like semen.
- It's not semen.

366
00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:33,866
Power, Chad.

367
00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:35,617
- It looks like semen.
- Stop.

368
00:25:35,701 --> 00:25:38,746
So, Radio? Let's see what you can do.

369
00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:41,040
Did you get the reference?

370
00:25:41,832 --> 00:25:45,377
Yes sir. I'm Radio from the movie <i>Radio.</i>

371
00:25:46,128 --> 00:25:49,048
- Exactly.
- Okay, so...

372
00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:53,260
Believe me, shit.

373
00:26:02,352 --> 00:26:03,604
It was 5s49ms.

374
00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:07,566
Damn, Radio.
A one-legged teenager runs faster.

375
00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:11,695
Take it.

376
00:26:11,779 --> 00:26:14,323
Stick! Get it!

377
00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:17,242
- Do you know what I found in the trash?
- What?

378
00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:19,745
Plays.

379
00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:23,499
Do we need an incinerator?

380
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:25,876
You're the only one looking through the trash.

381
00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:28,921
It's reckless.

382
00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:31,507
They're from Ricky.

383
00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:36,678
If I were

384
00:26:37,888 --> 00:26:40,766
hit by bus
or killed by a drone,

385
00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:43,185
how that fan tried,

386
00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:44,895
or maybe even fired…

387
00:26:47,898 --> 00:26:50,109
Do you think anyone else would hire her?

388
00:26:52,486 --> 00:26:53,862
Be honest, Jake.

389
00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:55,697
Was the meeting with Mark bad?

390
00:26:58,158 --> 00:27:00,244
- It was with Tricia.
- Damn.

391
00:27:01,370 --> 00:27:03,330
Mark was let go.

392
00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:05,165
- Damn.
- Yes.

393
00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:06,750
- Really? Drug.
- Yes.

394
00:27:08,794 --> 00:27:09,795
- It's gone.
-Byrd!

395
00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:11,588
Yes. They will come after me.

396
00:27:11,672 --> 00:27:14,133
- Byrd.
- I can't sell the house. It does not give.

397
00:27:14,216 --> 00:27:17,094
Can I talk without you freaking out?

398
00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:18,929
You won't need to move!

399
00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:22,391
We just need a quarterback.

400
00:27:23,392 --> 00:27:24,393
Right. Play.

401
00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:40,033
<i>Wait, Georgia got the ball!</i>

402
00:27:40,117 --> 00:27:43,161
<i>- Yates took it and went the other way!</i>
<i>- Fell on the one yard line.</i>

403
00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:44,997
<i>Oh my!</i>

404
00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:48,041
<i>Georgia will win the championship!</i>

405
00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:53,589
<i>In the most outrageous way,</i>
<i>unlikely, inexplicable and painful!</i>

406
00:27:54,965 --> 00:27:55,966
Let's go.

407
00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:02,931
- What are you doing?
- I don't know.

408
00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:05,309
- Radio, next!
- One second.

409
00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:09,354
Are you going to give up now?

410
00:28:09,438 --> 00:28:12,482
I look so ridiculous!
Look how ridiculous I look.

411
00:28:12,566 --> 00:28:15,110
You're going to drop the ball.
And before scoring a point.

412
00:28:15,193 --> 00:28:17,029
Watch how you talk, catfish.

413
00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:20,657
If you're going to give up, why that voice?

414
00:28:20,741 --> 00:28:23,368
I don't know! I feel crazy.

415
00:28:23,452 --> 00:28:26,246
- I feel crazy.
- You know what else is crazy?

416
00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:31,209
Thinking that if I hadn't dropped the ball
at the Rose Bowl, his life would be different.

417
00:28:31,752 --> 00:28:33,337
He guesses? It wouldn't be.

418
00:28:34,004 --> 00:28:36,423
You would end up here, because it is you.

419
00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:39,885
- I should spank you.
- Russ Holliday would.

420
00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:42,930
Want to be Russ Holliday
Or do you want to be that guy?

421
00:28:43,013 --> 00:28:44,723
- I don't know the name.
- Radio!

422
00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:46,725
Are you going to play football?

423
00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:47,809
Let's go!

424
00:28:47,893 --> 00:28:49,144
Have you already thought of a name?

425
00:28:55,859 --> 00:28:56,860
Yes.

426
00:28:58,153 --> 00:28:59,404
It's Chad Powers.

427
00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:04,284
Chad Powers?

428
00:29:19,132 --> 00:29:20,133
He sends!

429
00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:35,440
He sends!

430
00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:42,489
Yeah, boy!

431
00:29:44,241 --> 00:29:47,160
Score 49, it will be one-on-one.

432
00:29:47,244 --> 00:29:48,996
- Let's go.
- He sends!

433
00:30:06,388 --> 00:30:07,472
He sends!

434
00:30:18,775 --> 00:30:21,111
It looks like corn milk straight from the udder.

435
00:30:27,868 --> 00:30:29,036
Who is 200?

436
00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:32,330
I don't know. I call it Radio.
Just like in the film.

437
00:30:32,414 --> 00:30:34,541
I know who you are, Scott.

438
00:30:34,624 --> 00:30:36,376
His name is Chad Powers.

439
00:30:36,460 --> 00:30:40,422
Radio inspired colleagues.
He was tough.

440
00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:42,758
- What did he have?
- I don't know.

441
00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:45,010
Brain damage from a car accident.

442
00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:54,686
He sends!

443
00:31:11,078 --> 00:31:12,662
Beauty! That's it!

444
00:31:12,746 --> 00:31:14,414
Good, 200!

445
00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:21,296
That rocket is big and dirty,
and you've already gotten pregnant.

446
00:31:25,092 --> 00:31:28,095
- It was great, Sanchez.
- Thanks, coach.

447
00:31:29,513 --> 00:31:31,640
Shit. Drug.

448
00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:32,933
Powers!

449
00:31:33,433 --> 00:31:35,393
It was quite a presentation.

450
00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:37,145
Thanks, coach.

451
00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:39,481
AND. You can take off your helmet. All good.

452
00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:42,984
I'll stay with him.

453
00:31:44,027 --> 00:31:45,237
Why?

454
00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:47,114
With him I feel…

455
00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:50,242
- Strong. Powerful.
- Right.

456
00:31:51,118 --> 00:31:52,911
A strong and powerful man.

457
00:31:56,540 --> 00:31:59,417
Meet me at my office
in half an hour.

458
00:32:00,085 --> 00:32:04,548
And we'll talk about being a powerful man
with the Catfish shirt.

459
00:32:04,631 --> 00:32:09,594
I don't believe it, beauty.
Okay, a mighty catfish.

460
00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:12,514
- No helmet.
- I won't... Of course not.

461
00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:13,682
I'm not crazy.

462
00:32:14,724 --> 00:32:15,725
Right.

463
00:32:18,895 --> 00:32:20,814
I can't believe it worked.

464
00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:22,941
- Did you see it?
- What?

465
00:32:23,525 --> 00:32:26,278
- Didn't you look up your name?
- I'm not a narcissist.

466
00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:30,365
And when I search, I only find
death threats and a bunch of GIFs.

467
00:32:30,448 --> 00:32:32,701
Not the real one, the fake name.

468
00:32:38,206 --> 00:32:40,292
Any death threats?

469
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,003
None.

470
00:32:46,506 --> 00:32:47,966
Damn!

471
00:32:50,010 --> 00:32:52,971
I was there, I'm back!

472
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:55,390
And now?

473
00:32:58,435 --> 00:33:02,731
My face is literally falling off.

474
00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:04,482
I won't last much longer.

475
00:33:04,566 --> 00:33:05,567
You can't.

476
00:33:06,109 --> 00:33:07,152
But we can.

477
00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:12,073
Face.

478
00:33:17,787 --> 00:33:19,372
You really are a psychopath.

479
00:33:34,763 --> 00:33:36,514
- Hi, coach.
- Trainer.

480
00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:40,518
Are you going to work late?

481
00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:43,271
Yes, I want to see some tapes.

482
00:33:44,272 --> 00:33:45,815
Aren't you going to dinner with Wendy?

483
00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:49,277
No. Not today.

484
00:33:50,403 --> 00:33:54,699
But the season is just beginning.
She understands.

485
00:33:54,783 --> 00:33:55,867
Yes.

486
00:33:57,410 --> 00:33:58,828
- Okay.
- He is well.

487
00:34:05,418 --> 00:34:09,256
When there's no one around,
You can still call me dad.

488
00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:13,677
I can't.

489
00:34:25,313 --> 00:34:26,356
Chad.

490
00:34:28,275 --> 00:34:30,193
You got a lot of attention today.

491
00:34:31,027 --> 00:34:32,070
Thanks, coach.

492
00:34:33,863 --> 00:34:34,864
What did you think?

493
00:34:38,118 --> 00:34:39,703
Honestly...

494
00:34:40,704 --> 00:34:43,415
Nice footwork.
Your arm is strong.

495
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:47,544
Lack of mobility, but I don't know,
Maybe it's your age

496
00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:49,129
or have been injured.

497
00:34:57,762 --> 00:34:59,097
Is there a lot here?

498
00:35:03,184 --> 00:35:05,103
The deer? Yes.

499
00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:07,647
Sorry. Aren't you from the South?

500
00:35:09,733 --> 00:35:12,819
Of course. I was saying
that we should eat them.

501
00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:21,661
In Chernobyl, after the accident,
the deer eventually returned.

502
00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:26,207
Yes, I… I think I read this on the internet.

503
00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:29,419
It was all taken over by wildlife.

504
00:35:35,592 --> 00:35:36,593
Check this out.

505
00:35:39,846 --> 00:35:43,391
I know there are a lot of things
about you on the networks now.

506
00:35:45,101 --> 00:35:47,520
Videos of his test went viral.

507
00:35:50,190 --> 00:35:51,983
I would be careful with that.

508
00:35:53,735 --> 00:35:57,781
When I did athletics here,
Everyone loved me, and it was really cool.

509
00:36:00,867 --> 00:36:03,578
But that was over,
and my father hired me

510
00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:08,708
and who loved Ricky Hudson
He started calling me "nepo baby".

511
00:36:11,044 --> 00:36:12,253
It must have been tough.

512
00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:14,881
Yes. But…

513
00:36:16,299 --> 00:36:20,887
Whatever. I'm just saying
that it doesn't matter what others think.

514
00:36:21,471 --> 00:36:22,972
You decide who you are.

515
00:36:25,350 --> 00:36:26,351
Our.

516
00:36:27,477 --> 00:36:28,895
This is very wise.

517
00:36:30,105 --> 00:36:31,815
Good feminine wisdom.

518
00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:38,697
A man might as well have said.
It's feminine because you said so.

519
00:36:39,322 --> 00:36:40,865
And you're a woman, of course.

520
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:45,078
- Biologically speaking, I presume.
- Yes.

521
00:36:46,371 --> 00:36:47,372
Right.

522
00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:52,335
See you later, Chad. Or… Yes.

523
00:36:52,419 --> 00:36:53,795
- See you later.
- He is well.

524
00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:56,131
Thanks, coach.

525
00:37:07,976 --> 00:37:09,018
Between.

526
00:37:10,979 --> 00:37:13,022
- Hi, coach.
- Hi.

527
00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:16,693
- It's quite a view.
- Yes.

528
00:37:17,944 --> 00:37:21,030
- Can I sit here?
- It won't be long.

529
00:37:22,365 --> 00:37:24,492
Your test spoke for itself.

530
00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:29,164
I just wanted to ask a question
What do I do for newbies?

531
00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:31,374
before offering a vacancy.

532
00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:34,252
Which one, sir?

533
00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:39,466
Why do you play this game, son?

534
00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:48,767
I think…

535
00:37:52,645 --> 00:37:53,730
Without football…

536
00:37:56,816 --> 00:37:58,151
I don't know who I am.

537
00:38:01,362 --> 00:38:02,363
Sir.

538
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,792
Until Monday morning.

539
00:38:15,502 --> 00:38:16,711
Let's work.

540
00:38:18,338 --> 00:38:20,131
I need to clarify something.

541
00:38:21,216 --> 00:38:22,967
Yes. What?

542
00:38:24,594 --> 00:38:25,678
I'm not...

543
00:38:29,849 --> 00:38:32,143
enrolled here in South Georgia.

544
00:38:37,357 --> 00:38:41,736
Well I wouldn't be a good coach
if I couldn't solve it.

545
00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:44,906
Right.

546
00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:48,827
It will be our little secret.
But no more surprises, you hear?

547
00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:51,621
It can leave!

548
00:38:52,372 --> 00:38:53,581
He is well.

549
00:38:53,665 --> 00:38:56,835
Arrive early on Monday.
Someone will help you.

550
00:38:57,627 --> 00:38:58,711
He is well.

551
00:38:58,795 --> 00:39:01,130
Bring a driver's license,
school transcript

552
00:39:01,214 --> 00:39:03,675
and birth certificate.

553
00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:05,635
Certificate?

554
00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:08,555
All good.

555
00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:11,057
Until later.

